STEAK, originally uploaded by NicnBill.

• i’m 52% likely to eat my friends if starving in a blizzard (frankly i’m surprised it’s not higher)
• i could take on a mere 16 five year olds in a fight
• my dead body is worth $3990 (that’s it???)
• i only have a 30% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse
• i’m 45% geek (no duh?)
• i’m only 36% effective as a human shield
• and i only have a 12% chance of surviving a crash landing on the moon.  

Completely hilarious, try ’em yourself:  http://www.justsayhi.com/bb