These quizzes are fun timewasters…

STEAK, originally uploaded by NicnBill.

  • i’m 52% likely to eat my friends if starving in a blizzard (frankly i’m surprised it’s not higher)
  • i could take on a mere 16 five year olds in a fight
  • my dead body is worth $3990 (that’s it???)
  • i only have a 30% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse
  • i’m 45% geek (no duh?)
  • i’m only 36% effective as a human shield
  • and i only have a 12% chance of surviving a crash landing on the moon.  

Completely hilarious, try ’em yourself:


Ever wondered what you would look like….

…as a Simpson’s character? This is a Simpsonized version of me.  Note I’m wearing beads – my own of course.


Almost as much fun as the South Park version.  And very accurate too.

…except i do have a chin. And irises.  And i’m not quite that shade of brown.  Oh, and no room in my house is that white.

But otherwise? Fer shure, just like real life. Really.